This Daniel Drezner post
is aptly named Best Blog Post Ever
by Matthew Yglesias
: Drezner decides to attempt Romance Novel prose for the International Relations Theory Set:
It was taboo as a realist not to prefer balancing. If word got out, her reputation among the guns & bombs crowd would be ruined. But Jack's social constructivism was too seductive for her feeble rationalist defenses.
"Oh... Jack," she whispered into his ear, "I give in -- reconstitute my identity!"
If these policy guys think this is eww-inducing, they haven't read the physics versions. I was also amused by the commentspam Matt got--but make sure not to click