"He jests at scars that never felt a wound."

--Romeo, in Romeo and Juliet. Happy Birthday Shakespeare!

"Wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day:
It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear;
Nightly she sings on yon pomegranate-tree:
Believe me, love, it was the nightingale." (Juliet.)