Fine Fine Juice

Get me some of that fine fine Google Juice. I will have to pull all my strings and moxie, because somebody better get me a Gulp Cap. (Somebodies know who they are.) After I'm done doing dangerous things to somebodies and nobodies and frogs in a bog, in case they don't come through, I'll just have to find Eric Schmidt,hold him hostage, and auction of his right hand wrist to the nearest bidder. Or get really, really good at poker. But one way or the other I'm going to get Googly smart and take over the world.Clearly no one else has this plan.

In other news I chopped off my hair yesterday.