Comic Relief

More old news, but I thought I would link them here before I lose them, and in case any of you missed them. You know all about the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. But have you given adaquate time and attention to the Swift Boat Veterinarians for Truth? How about the Pleasure Boat Captains For Truth? Row Boat Veterans for Truth? And then there's the matter of allegedly forged historical documents. But why should we stop with Vietnam? Have any of you taken a look at the Constitution lately? That calligraphy is mighty proportional.
And then for stuff that should be satire, but isn't: Bush's Compassionate Conservativism seems to involve a badly misplaced heart. Maybe an OB/GYN needs to "practice some love with" him.